This just in (and
not from The Onion) . . .
at Time.com, Jennifer Calfas wrote:The USGS responded to one twitter user who asked, “Is it safe to roast marshmallows over volcanic vents? Assuming you had a long enough stick, that is? Or would the resulting marshmallows be poisonous?”
“Erm,” the USGS replied. “We’re going to have to say no, that’s not safe. (Please don’t try!)”
Please Don't Roast Marshmallows Over the Erupting Hawaii Volcano, USGS Warns=R=
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