Most Embarassing Recipe Contest--with Porn Prize!!!

One Good Thing is a local blogger talking about running a mail-order sex toys business while raising a couple of boys, one of whom is autistic. Although she's always entertaining, there's never been much of a food connection (well, except for when she opened her business and got all the people who thought they were calling the Honeysuckle Turkey Company ). But she recently posted a request for her readers' "most embarrassing recipies." You may or may not want to enter your own (though the prize is pretty special and relevant to this thread) or you may wish to salvage your LTH pride by entering under a different name than the one you use here, but you should, no matter what, read through the 150+ comments for some of the entries. e.g.

garlicky ramen glop

1 package ramen noodles
1 cup cottage cheese
powdered garlic

1. cook noodles and drain.
2. open noodle 'flavor' packet and add 1/8 of the contents. throw out the rest of the packet.
2. mix in cottage cheese.

3. shake on lots of powdered garlic and stir.
4. eat in front of a tv or computer screen

Very entertaining

One Good Thing is one of the few blogs I read regularly. (Flea is a wonderful writer.) LTH Forum is a site a I peruse almost obsessively. I'm not sure if I should be comforted that the circle is complete or frightened...

-The GP