LTH,
I rarely go to Starbucks, though maybe I should go more often as every time I'm there I get a funny story or two.
I recently found myself next in line to a very, and I do mean very, pregnant woman who had a craving she just couldn't pinpoint, she and the baby-barista ran through pretty much every combination available.
She finally decided on decaf Banana Mocha Frappuccino with added chocolate, caramel, chocolate chips, chocolate drizzle, shot of white chocolate, light on the whipped cream please. There may have been one or two additional ingredients, but the list was so lengthy that when the baby-barista repeated it back to her they both started laughing.
So, now my turn, the baby-barista, all of maybe 19 and as uber hip as humanly possible, graces me with the Starbucks power look and says, "what's up Man?" How you doing Man?" What can I get you Man"?"
Me, smiling, "medium regular coffee please".
Baby-Barista, "good choice Man" "Room for cream, Man?" "That will be $*** with the NYT's Man" "Here's your change, Man" "Have a nice day, Man"
All in all he used the word Man, with emphasis, at least 7,000 times in less than 2 minutes.
Really very funny, I have to go to Starbucks more often.
Enjoy,
Gary