The Illinois St. Andrew's Society is having a Burns Night party Saturday -- but I think you're doing racoon, aren't you, C2? But for others, it might be an option -- if not this year, then perhaps next.
A quick Google search turns up a fair number of Burns Night celebrations in the Midwest, so even if you can't find something this year, you can plan ahead.
And this isn't the only night with haggis, if that's your goal. The St. Andrew's Society has a bash in November, close to St. Andrew's Day, and haggis is always an important feature. But if it's Burns you are fond of, rather than haggis, it may be late for this year, but there are heaps of options for next year.