I would never presume to call myself an etymologist (or linguist of any kind) in such company we share as Amata, Antonius, and many others. But I must say that some of the best parties I have ever been to have been hosted by linguists, and that you have not truly lived until you've been to a Golosa Russian Choir Vodka Bash, which I have participated in hosting since I co-founded the choir in 1997. Chortle if you must.
This thread is basically to say: Bravo, Dom, for Foiehibition, and everything else you do here. We'll kill the fatted liver for you when you return.