Have you ever browsed LTH and encountered a post of such mind-numbing stupidity that you immediately started to mentally compose a reply, only to realize that the aforementioned idiot was...
you?
In the dark of night, alone with my thoughts, I've had visions of an 'ice cream sausage' - that is, ice cream extruded into some sort of edible tube. This appeals to me because of the inherent and undeniable superiority of all tube-shaped foodstuffs. In the winter, I could then open the windows an hang them from my ceiling, as all tube-shaped foodables should be stored. Mmmm. Tubes.
Oy.
"I've always thought pastrami was the most sensuous of the salted cured meats."