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What kind of idiot would say something like that?
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    Post #1 - July 28th, 2014, 12:20 pm
    Post #1 - July 28th, 2014, 12:20 pm Post #1 - July 28th, 2014, 12:20 pm
    Have you ever browsed LTH and encountered a post of such mind-numbing stupidity that you immediately started to mentally compose a reply, only to realize that the aforementioned idiot was... you?

    In the dark of night, alone with my thoughts, I've had visions of an 'ice cream sausage' - that is, ice cream extruded into some sort of edible tube. This appeals to me because of the inherent and undeniable superiority of all tube-shaped foodstuffs. In the winter, I could then open the windows an hang them from my ceiling, as all tube-shaped foodables should be stored. Mmmm. Tubes.

    Oy.
    "I've always thought pastrami was the most sensuous of the salted cured meats."
  • Post #2 - July 28th, 2014, 1:32 pm
    Post #2 - July 28th, 2014, 1:32 pm Post #2 - July 28th, 2014, 1:32 pm
    Prepare to have your mind blown. :wink:

    http://grinandbakeit.com/kahlua-n-cream ... l-grown-up

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    Steve Z.

    “Only the pure in heart can make a good soup.”
    ― Ludwig van Beethoven
  • Post #3 - July 28th, 2014, 1:54 pm
    Post #3 - July 28th, 2014, 1:54 pm Post #3 - July 28th, 2014, 1:54 pm
    Push ups:

    http://cdn.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploa ... uppops.jpg
    "I live on good soup, not on fine words." -Moliere
  • Post #4 - July 30th, 2014, 8:34 am
    Post #4 - July 30th, 2014, 8:34 am Post #4 - July 30th, 2014, 8:34 am
    I've had those, but I think what I was getting at were ice cream sausage links. Which, today, makes me wonder who slipped the drugs into my system when I typed that.
    "I've always thought pastrami was the most sensuous of the salted cured meats."
  • Post #5 - July 30th, 2014, 8:44 am
    Post #5 - July 30th, 2014, 8:44 am Post #5 - July 30th, 2014, 8:44 am
    Are we talking ice-cream stuffed intestines, or some sort of collagen tubes? I suppose some kind of rice based encasement might work. I guess cold stuffed meat fat globules would be disgusting, but butter fat would be like frosting in a tube. Heart stopping, but delicious for the first bite or two. Maybe frozen yogurt sausages might work especially served in angel-food buns slathered with banana"mustard" and strawberry "catsup" and accompanied by a Bell's Cherry Stout.

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