Spotted at the Dominick's today:
grapple--"looks like an apple, tastes like a grape."
Pronounced like grape-le, apparently.
Why

Because when some people are eating grapes, they are thinking to themselves, gee this tastes good, but it's too darn soft and juicy, I'd like it a lot better if it was crisp......like an apple

Or maybe when some people are eating apples, they think, gee, I like being able to hold this in one hand and take a big bite, I could probably ride a bike while eating this, which I can't do when I eat grapes, but I think grapes taste better
Stop the insanity
Plus, they were a really unappetizing shade of almost lilac over light green.