Hankerin’ for Hunger
The second best feeling in the world is eating when one is very hungry. I don’t mean hungry to the dizzy point of I’m-seeing-stars-starvation, that point when you might actually start pondering the option of eating your own toes to stave off the pangs. I’m talking about being hungry enough to feel uncomfortable and then the eating that sweeps over you with a wave of relief and flavor.
This feeling of hunger is one few of us fortunate ones experience very often.
We are so full of food most of the time that although we may feel like eating several times a day, we’re rarely really very hungry, ever.
I remember a few times in my life when I’ve been flat-out empty-tummied. Once in Brussels as a poor student, waiting for two days for a flight, too impoverished to afford a hotel room, I wandered cold streets, eating nothing but herring from a pail for a day, then Toblerone for my last day (boo-hoo), and then when I boarded the flight back to the US, I recall eagerly awaiting my in-flight chicken breast, which dazzled with astounding deliciousness.
It’s very satisfying to eat when one is ravenous. The senses perk, the mouth gets moister, the nose seems more acutely sensitive, and the first fast-breaking bite seems to set off a molecular reverberation throughout the body, as though finally getting food in the mouth causes the whole hungry system to shift out of survival mode into enjoyment mode. One shudders with satisfaction. Eyes close. Mouth noises are unavoidable.
We all like to eat. A lot. But how much more enjoyable it would be to eat if we could stay off our feed long enough to actually crave a meal, any meal, a Ritz cracker even. Not that this is going to happen any time soon, but I’m just saying.
David “I hardly remember hunger” Hammond
"Don't you ever underestimate the power of a female." Bootsy Collins