Savor the Stink
Last night's platter of stinky tofu at KS Seafood raised the provocative (at least to me) question: Why are you eating this stuff?
Well, for one, I’ll eat anything, twice, just on principle.
More importantly, though, I think it’s important to educate the palate, give all taste sensors a work-out now and again, just to keep them functional. Kind of like cross-training: you know you’re overworking muscles you’re probably not using on an everyday basis, but if you don’t whale on those ignored muscles groups, they atrophy.
But these are all intellectual-type rationales, and so probably irrelevant.
There’s something thrilling about eating what seems bad for you. When MikeG and I shot a Gorilla Gourmet segment with Hal McGee, the great man explained that people may be motivated to eat hot peppers out of a sense of “contained risk.” Daunting tastes may be botany’s way of thwarting predators' desire, yet we eat the plant that is futilely trying to protect itself, and although our bodies scream “Why are you eating this stuff?” we know we will live through the burning, blinding experience…and even, perhaps, sweat a little in the endorphin rush that follows. It’s exciting, flirting with death.
So why eat a platter of food that smells of garbage? Maybe garbage is an unwanted smell only because we associate it with cast-off consumables, stuff we don’t want any more. Maybe. No doubt though, some living beings like the smell of garbage. Darwin (
On the various contrivances by which British and foreign orchids are fertilised by insects) noted that flies are drawn to Aristolochia grandiflora, an orchid that smells like rotting meat. And there is no denying that some people (like me) enjoy Camembert that my daughter says smells like “a foot that farted,” and others lust for durian…and stinky tofu.
An obviously easy answer is that there’s some macho satisfaction in swallowing the mescal worm, slurping down an eyeball taco, and eating other gross stuff to prove you’re a he-man or something. Possible, but I don’t think that’s it…though I’m not sure what is it, either.
David “Eater of Broken Meats” Hammond
"Don't you ever underestimate the power of a female." Bootsy Collins