On my recent trip to Ireland we took advantage of free biz class on US Airways. The pleasant surprise was that they have retained real chefs (don't ask me, I did not note who, but the name and restaurant seemed real) to think up real dishes. I know this is not new, but the dishes seemed much more creative. No longer meat and potatoes, these were interesting combinations of flavors - one salad had field greens (almost real) with a tiny balsamic vinaigrette bottle you mixed up, crumbles of blue cheese, a swoosh of some chipotle sauce, and a ring of tiny cubes of candied apple or some such encircling the plate.
The combination of flavors was more than a little bit surprising, even adventurous, though the whole thing seemed to be lacking a unifying concept. So I enjoyed it, after a fashion.
Another flight dished up Insalata Caprese (on Mike G's scoring system it was a 1 or 2, but you have to give them another five points for even trying). There was a profusion of large basil leaves that seemed to have been stored in water for a few days, resulting in a problematic texture and less flavor than I would normally expect, but there was enough to give it a real basil flavor. The mozzarela was industrial supermarket quality. The tiny balsamic vinaigrette bottles made another appearance, too. Still, not bad.
The main courses were palatable, as well. Interesting discussion above on preparation, since I found myself going through a calculation based on just that consideration prior to ordering - which of the entrees was most likely to survive the cook/hold/reheat processing in the most appetizing condition. Fish was completely out of the question unless the preparation was poached and I was prepared to accept it being overcooked to a rubbery state. Stews and pastas were the most likely choices. And once I had started going down that road, I watched in amazement as the "steak" was the main choice of my fellow passengers. Do you think this means these people only eat beef, have a pavlovian response to the word steak, or just wanted to get their money's worth by ordering what they deemed to be the most expensive dish? I refuse to believe they found the meat they consumed "good" or "tasty."
The pasta, btw, had that microwave affliction - some parts overcooked, while others were stiff. And the sauce, which I recall as being some sort of ragu that reminded me of the sauce in a commercial beef stroganoff, did not add too much.
There was a time when they had surprisingly good wine on these flights, too, but that time is past. These days the wines remind me of Trader Joe's offerings, which can be good, but usually are mostly just inexpensive and worth every dime.
I try to fly biz or first class on transoceanic hauls. The recent domestic first class flights, none of which were too recent, seemed to only offer a larger seat, some lousy, free wine/champagne (though I imagine they do better with mixed drinks) and a meal I would not normally choose to eat. So I have given up wasting money on that.
And for those longer hauls, I really think they need to work on dishes that are suitable for the preparation methods. Steaming bowls of lentil soup come to mind, along with some good, rustic bread and a hunk of cheese. Followed with an apple, a good cookie and maybe a sundae if we are going crazy. Spend the money you save on better wines. That is my advice to the airlines. But I fear the clientele is the problem - those same steak lovers would be up in arms if the food service was restricted to food that held up well to the handling. Their rallying cry might be "I want what I like even if it tastes like crap!"
So maybe it is all hopeless. When I used to enjoy airplane food, there were two contributing factors. Sure, they spent more money on the food, but I also tended to drink a lot on those flights ("free liquor and 8 hours to kill, woowoo!"). Maybe I need more alcohol to suspend my standards once again.
Hey the good news is that airport food has improved to the point that it is clearly superior in every way to what one eats in the plane. On this trip I lived on Smoothies in transit. Extra wheat germ, hold the honey. Quite good.
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Feeling (south) loopy