I fear I may be heading into a culinary wasteland--  3 days and nights in LaCrosse, WI.   On-line searches have turned up the following recommendations:
--  Carlos O'Kelly's Mexican-Irish Cafe (corn beef and cabbage burritos)
--  Elite Mediterranean Cuisine (with weekend belly dancers)
--  Hooters
--  Buzzard Billy's Starlite Lounge, featuring House Specialties: 
Crayfish Fettucine Alfredeaux
Eggplant Seafood Pirogue
--  Thirty different places in which the entire left page of the menu is deep-fried something or other.
--  Piggy's ("better than Applebee's!")
We'll be having a dinner meeting with about eight.   Is there anything within 20 miles worth trying?   Is our smartest move just to go to a nearby Culver's?
Alfonso