"Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, O

Link to article at The Onion.

I just loved this. Especially:

"On my birthday last year, I opened a delightful three-year-old bag of Doritos that I'd been saving, which had a ranch essence—but with cooler undertones," Sterken said. "I'll say it again, 2003 was a great year for Doritos."

Best,
Michael