Dancing Shrimp & Other Diabolical Dishes
Going back through Ruth Reichl’s
Garlic and Sapphires (and still somewhat aglow from the moment GEB ripped the tails off still-wiggling lobsters on
Iron Chef), I came upon her comments regarding a dish called Dancing Shrimp. In this recipe, shrimp are doused with rice wine to get them drunk and make them “dance,” at which point they are dropped quickly (and still cavorting) into a pot of boiling rice wine with herbs. The shrimp (having entered the gates of heaven hammered) are supposed to be delicious.
This brought to mind an excellent preparation my friend Chef Patoriq told me about. It’s purportedly a Japanese invention.
1. Into a bowl of hot miso soup, drop a frozen block of tofu
2. Quickly release tiny tiny fish into the soup; it’s so hot, the diminutive bastards seek refuge by frantically burrowing into the frozen block of tofu
3. Eat the frozen block of tofu
4. Contemplate the satisfaction of consuming living beings
The insidious nature of this dish brought to mind other diabolical dishes, such as the table that holds the monkey’s head in place so you can eat its brain while the beast wriggles below.
Eating living things seemed weird…and then I remembered the dozens of deliciously alive oysters I ate over the past week or so. They were quite delicious.
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