Hmm.. with a little planning, I could probably have met you, Shannon. I'm only about 20 minutes west on 80.
As it is, I had crummy Chinese. With it pouring rain, and the traffic not moving on Jefferson at Rt 10, I decided to try that above-mentioned place, even if it was a buffet (it wasn't).
Lotus House
831-33 Rt. 10 East
Whippany, NJ 07981
(Pine Plaza / Super Foodtown Shopping Center)
I almost get the feeling I was being steered away from coming back, like "The Gardens" in Andrew Vachss' books does with strangers. The rest of the patrons were all Asian, and seemed happy. Several were definitely repeat visitors, something I won't be. Nothing was truly awful, but a lot of details fell short.
Table Crunchies (fried eggroll skins and sweet and sour sauce): These had been sitting around for a while (there were a dozen or so bowls lined up), and were a little stale (could be the weather: we got more rain today than Chicago has since probably July 1). The sauce had a nice flavor of apricot -- one of few plusses today.
Hot and Sour Soup: Good, not great. Served piping hot, with nicely spicy bite, but mostly tofu, and not a scrap of the depth as, say, Pine Yard in Evanston.
Shrimp Dumpings (a dinner special): Four dumplings served in a metal steamer. They were pretty ugly, almost falling apart. But the filling was plump shrimp pieces, and the sauce of chile-flecked soy was pretty good. The highlight of the meal.
Hunan Lamb in Black Bean: First off, I asked for spicy, and didn't get it. The sauce was pretty bland overall. The meat was plentiful and tender, but the melange of veggies (straw shrooms, baby corn, red bell, broccoli, cabbage (one of the better items), and celery -- very fibrous and strong-flavored) didn't seem to work, and the rice was dried out.
Top it off with a fortune cookie that was stale (cookie and message: it told me what had already happened today -- a significant business opportunity), I'm much less than enthused.