Walnut Room report--breakfast before Santa
Walnut Room report--breakfast before Santa
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Walnut Room report--breakfast before Santa
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Post #1 - March 5th, 2007, 10:43 amExcellent snarkiness here.
A store employee was dressed in a somewhat ratty Cinderella costume and charged with visiting each table to ask patrons if they wanted to get sprinkled with fairy dust. Ah, the logical problems here - where to start? First, are you aware that Cinderella is not a Christmas story? Second, are you aware that Cinderella is not herself a fairy, and so does not, and cannot, sprinkle fairy dust on anyone? .......
The whole thing was so insane, I let her sprinkle some on me for a laugh. Sadly, my dreams did not come true. I was still in the Walnut Room, and had not been magically transported to Lou Mitchell's, where someone was handing me some fresh doughnut holes as I waited for a table.
But read the whole thing.
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Post #2 - March 5th, 2007, 11:03 ami guess Cate didn't read David Sedaris' The Santaland Diaries. Based on that information, she'll have to put up with a lot more next year. Oh, wait, she'll be at Lou Mitchell's.Man : I can't understand how a poet like you can eat that stuff.
T. S. Eliot: Ah, but you're not a poet.