I Like Candy: Chocolate-Coated Altoids
I had seen chocolate-coated Altoids at gas stations and convenience stores, but wasn’t tempted to try them until I ran into this lady at the Pioneer Tap in Forest Park. She turned out to be brand manager for Wrigley, and she was going on and on about these incredible candies: “great chocolate,” she said, “big sellers,” so I bit.
Turns out, I eat them constantly, but I don’t know why.
The chocolate is not wonderful, though it is not bad. The confection is disconcertingly low-effort (it’s just frickin' standard issue 'toids dipped in chocolate), but there’s something very satisfying about the crunch and punch of the powdery peppermint through the waxy chocolate.
David “Getting easier and easer to please” Hammond
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