ENTER THREE ADVERTISING MEN.
J.D.
So let us now to naming our fair brew.
For in the naming shall we set the snare
That playing 'pon the mind of those whose age
Falls past the time of childhood, yet not so old
That with responsibility be garlanded and hung
The furrowed brow of mortgagee and parent;
Rather that still upon their chests
Burns the bright heraldry of sport.
What say ye; what for a name?
C.R.
Up sturdy flagpole did we run some names
And settled us upon a noble monicker
Of one whom all we once knew well.
That man's name was John Falstaff.
J.D.
Do you make merry with me? That youth
In time of revelry and cupid's art
Should think of plump Jack in his cups?
D.H.
Said I it was an ill-starred name, J.D.
C.R.
Twas not the manner in which you spoke back then
When diviners presented results of focused groups
Which proved stout Jack retained even yet
A positive association with 18s to 24s
Which not e'en Redenbacher could call half so strong
Nor Aunt Jemima half so fair.
Still, I am not betrothed to naming it thus.
Let us return to work. Like hounds in flight
At prey shall I put teams to thinking
What name will lead most fruitfully to drinking.
EXEUNT.