Wife Reality Check
So the very evening John Kass says some incredibly nice things about me and BBQ, I'm popping pop corn. I use a wok and make a couple of small batches at high heat. My technique is not to cover the pan until the first kernel pops, then it's fast and furious.
First batch done, second, and final, batch started, I go to put away the popcorn and oil, but the pantry door jams and, in fixing it, I forget entirely about the pop corn. Catching me by surprise there is an eruption of popcorn kernels, not quite a sky darkening amount, but enough to make a huge mess, stove, floor, counter all strewn with popcorn.
My wife, hearing the commotion, sees the kitchen littered with popcorn looks at me and says, with a barely suppressed smile, "weren't you just written up in the paper as knowing how to cook really well?"
Wives..............
Enjoy,
Gary