Time to update this thread. It’s hard to believe that a restaurant of this caliber can go almost a year without any significant comment, but since I haven’t been in a long, long time myself, we are all hereby excused.
Lovely Dining Companion and I ventured out on Friday evening to celebrate a birthday. Once inside from the driving rain and gusty wind, the storm quickly dissipated in memory, if not in reality. The room is...how shall I say this nicely?...boring. It has plenty of recessed lighting in the high ceiling, but it was all turned down quite low. The room is a large rectangle with a nice-sized bar along the north wall. There is a large mirror on the wall opposite it and another on the back wall. That’s it. Absolutely no other decoration on what were either light green or gray walls (we couldn’t tell). Spartan to the point of depressing. Hardwood floors, virtually uninterrupted walls, nothing soft to cushion sound. But remarkably, although the place got full rather soon, conversation was not a problem. We were placed in the corner along the back wall—a long banquette with five close-set two-tops.
This is not an inexpensive place. Apps now start at $9 and run as high as $16.75 for a “signature” crabcake. Entrees range from $26 to $36 with four sides available from $6-8. That said, we both ended up ordering the pear salad with Point Reyes blue cheese and fig syrup dressed with a “black pepper” vinaigrette. A not-large portion but very nicely presented and it whet (whetted?) the appetite perfectly.
LDC ordered monkfish with fava beans and caramelized fennel. The selection was served in a saffron broth, all accompanied by a nice size crouton and a generous helping of aioli. LDC being a person of rather small appetite, I was allowed to help. We both thought the dish good, but no more. The fish was perfectly cooked and a beautiful piece, if not particularly large. The fava beans were beautifully cooked, though it would have been nice if we could have counted the beans on two hands rather than one. (Are you sensing a theme yet?) The aioli was quite spicy but I can’t imagine it any better. But it somehow failed to come together...and as Deflator Mouse noted in his initial post, the first bite was exactly the same as the last...no surprises or discoveries as the evening progressed.
I ordered a cider-braised Gunthorp Farms pork belly which came with grilled pork tenderloin and the restaurant’s “signature smoked apple chutney.” Let’s do the good news, and the most important part, first. The meat was excellent and the preparation and presentation likewise excellent. The chutney, too, was a wonderful complement. I have no quibbles about the food, per se. But...
The mention of the chutney in the entrée’s description appears in italics, followed by an asterisk. At the bottom of the page, in all caps, you are notified that the chutney is “*AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE.” I beg your pardon? We went to a restaurant to enjoy a meal, not to a market to purchase things. Do I object to Suzy Crofton selling something? Not in the least. And she’s hardly alone. But does she need to advertise with such
chutzpah on the menu itself? Can’t her products be showcased in some other way for you to notice as you’re leaving? Will she sell more of it by placing it on the menu? I don’t know. And I don’t care. I do care, however, when I feel like I’m being advertised to every moment of my life. On the menu, for God’s sake? Enough already! This is
mishugas.
I was also put off by the portion size. For $30—and yes, Virginia, I know we’re already in the age of $50 entrees—I expected more. Yes, the meat was top-notch. Yes, it was prepared beautifully and I have virtually no criticisms of it either in terms of presentation or flavor. But I’d have liked a little more meat for my $30. I would guess the tenderloin portion was in the vicinity of 6 ounces and the pork belly, perhaps half that.
Adding insult to this perceived injury, I should add that I ordered the side of green beans and onions or, as the menu had it: “haricot verts [sic]/cipolline onions” for $8. The veggies were excellent, served remarkably hot and masterfully prepared. I guess eight bucks for green beans and onions leads me to expect a little more generosity in the way of the entrée.
While I’m whining, their misspelled French is one of my absolute top pet peeves: if you’re gonna use French (or any other foreign language), is it really so hard to get the spelling right? This is supposed a professional operation. Would you hire a line cook who didn’t know how to make stock? How hard is it to spell things correctly? Professional means professional in every respect, including getting your menu right. Do you clean the windows? Sweep the floor? Use clean tablecloths? Crofton is hardly alone in this. The menu at Jacky’s in Evanston is appalling. Misspellings, misplaced accents, missing accents, horror after horror. I can’t help but wonder if a French bistro can’t spell French correctly why should I have any confidence that they’ll pay any more attention to their food? And the same applies, ultimately, to any restaurant that chooses to use a foreign language. Do it right or don’t do it.
Am I carping? Would a few more slices of tenderloin have spelled the end of the profit margin? How about a few more lousy fava beans? Hard to believe, given the price tag for the green beans and the onions. On the other hand, I truly think they would have made a difference in my attitude. So, quality and taste notwithstanding, I remain disappointed.
Desserts (all $10 save one): LDC ordered the blackberry sorbet (one small scoop) and I had a “just-back-on-the-menu” toffee cake that was highly touted. The sorbet (which, come to think of it, I never got to taste) was rated “okay.” The toffee cake, okay as well, though it was topped with a small scoop of really superb cinnamon ice cream. To the restaurant’s credit, LDC’s birthday was observed with a birthday wish as we walked in, with a beautifully inscribed (in chocolate) plate for dessert, and—very thoughtfully—with her dessert comp’ed. Very thoughtful, indeed.
The service. The server was cheerful, genuinely cheerful. Really cheerful. But she was also very good. So were the rest of the staff. Except for the bread guy who delivered once and then apparently went home, the staff were attentive, timely, and unobtrusive. Little things were noticed and little things were taken care of.
Will we return? I think so. The food was really that good. Maybe I ordered the wrong thing. I don’t know. I feel, you should pardon the express, conflicted. But I’d like to think that another visit will cure my jaundiced
Weltanschauung (did I spell that right?)
Crofton on Wells
535 N. Wells Street
(312) 755-1790
http://www.croftononwells.com/
Gypsy Boy
"I am not a glutton--I am an explorer of food." (Erma Bombeck)