Toward a Better World #3: Give a Kid a Stranger Halloween Too often, tradition is just another name for routine, duly executed in the same drab fashion every year.
Halloween, a celebration of the strange, odd, unnatural and supernatural, should be different.
In an effort to help my fellow LTH citizens enjoy a happier Halloween, break out of the button-down tedium of their every day lives, cleanse the doors of routine perception and, if just for one moment, experience eternity in the bright light of intellectual and spiritual clarity, I offer my notes...toward a better world.
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Most Halloween "treats" are dull.
Unfortunately, in this modern day when fear-mongering politicians have us all a-jitter over the next impending threat, there's no way to offer distinctive homemade treats to Trick or Treaters.
But last year, I had it up to here, you know what I'm saying? I was totally bored handing out the same crappy "goodies."
So I started giving out little jars of mustard, tins of sardines and packaged bags of Earl Grey tea (bought bulk at Costco). Of course, I also provided the obligatory Snickers, Milky Ways, etc., because that's what most of young humankind (and their parents) are looking for: the familiar, the known, the predictable and the boring. Forget them!
For the chosen few, however, the mustard, fish and tea seemed a strange and welcome alternative to Mars products.
Typical exchange: two kids come to door, and one (pointing to a brightly colored tin) sez, "What's that?" and I say, "It's sardines, you know, little fish." One kid recoils and says "Yuck!" The other kid, however, does a double take, grinning with prehensile eyes as he recognizes the value of this off-center offering, grabs it, throws it in his bag, and rushes to his mom-on-the-sidewalk shouting "Look what I got" (at which point I wave parentally, smile benignly, and close the door).
I gave away maybe 50-60 bags of tea last Halloween, each individually wrapped, and each, perhaps, a kid's first step toward a life-long appreciation of this 5,000-year-old beverage.
Children dig the unusual, and I feel that cultivating their sense of the strange and unpredictable is a worthwhile goal. Free their taste buds and their minds will follow. A kid who'll try an unusual food is a kid who might strike up a conversation with some other kid he's never met, maybe the strange one the jocks routinely de-pants, maybe the oddball who knows a lot but says little, maybe your son or daughter, maybe you.
Any way, that's the plan. I offer it, much like a Halloween jar of mustard, tin of sardines, or bag of tea, gratis. I am David Hammond, and this is just my sincere and modest attempt to help us all move ...toward a better world.