Mustard love: writing contest

Mustard love: In 200 words or less, explain how you use French's mustard to improve your food and you could receive a $2,000 American Express gift check and your story could be turned into an animated show on the Internet. To enter the "Food Loves French's Love Story" contest visit www.foodlovesfrenchs.tv or send your written entry to Food Loves French's Love Story Contest / attention: BHGPR 546 Valley Road, Upper Montclair, NJ 07043. All entries must be submitted by Aug. 24.

from:
http://www.sltrib.com/food/ci_6236255
-ramon

Do you think they'd accept my entry if I wrote that I can improve my food by not using French's mustard?

Reminds me of one of MikeG’s funniest posts (at least to me), found at http://www.lthforum.com/bb/viewtopic.ph ... 768e005fc1, and here quoted in full (it may make more sense in context, but even without, it may make you laugh):

Mike G wrote:If it was Shakespeare you probably misheard it; the correct word was "bastard."

FAL. T'were but mustarde upon the porpentines.

HEN. From Burgundy?

FAL. Aye, t'was French's mustarde.

HEN. Then t'were not mustarde, but a bastard son
Whose sun shineth not in verdant yellow
Upon English pancakes.
Would that I had the syrup to coat his feast
And Burgundy's pancakes lay coldening in the east.

(EXEUNT)