Bruce and I have emailed back and forth tonight, and it seems that within blocks (not even one mile) of my house, several guys who fit our demo have been beaten up. So I got to ask myself, what would I do if I found myself in the same position as Bruce? Walking along in broad daylight, meeting people who want to hurt me, not rob me, but just cause pain.
I considered arming myself somehow, but that's an invitation to further violence (and who needs some better attorney proving that I, though attacked, was the perp), so my solution is this, pollyannish as it may sound: if confronted by a group of three guys ready to kick my ass, and assuming I have time to use my mouth, I would ask them to lunch. Growing up on the westside of Chicago, it's been my experience that if you can shift the mood just a little, you can win potential assailants to your side, confuse them in an elementary way, and rewire the moment to defuse the aggression.
1 to 3, but my advantage would be that I'm not insane. They seem to be. That's a significant advantage.
Or, I can go down swinging and, probably, get my ass kicked, which is maybe going to happen anyway.
Jeez, I've convinced myself. Maybe I should prowl the neighborhoods, vigilante-style, seeking sociopaths to take to out to eat.
1. Live, you must survive. You must survive to fight another day or testify. Run like hell if you need to.
1a. Fight like hell and win. Again this includes running away. Properly motivated you will bound over a barb wired fence in nano seconds.
If someone is beating you, has you on the ground and beating you, it is perfectly acceptable to take your thumb and push one of their eyeballs right out the back of their head.
2. Let the professionals know when intimidating people are anywhere. The police make $60k per year with pretty good benefits and most actually enjoy taking thugs off the street.
3. To be aware is to be alive. Be conscious of your surroundings. Thugs victimize the easy meat. Look like you know what you are doing even if don't. When you enter a building be aware of the emergency exits. When you walk down your own block think about all the possible escape routes.
4. Arm yourself? I like the idea but unless you are rifle w/bayonet at the ready you are at a disadvantage. Most attacks like this one are ambushes, you are surprised usually from behind. Be prepared, be prepared to be hit really really hard from behind. That first blow is a combat tactic meant to shock, stun you.
5. You are a weapon.
6. Rules for a Gunfight
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1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.
2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap - life is expensive.
3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.
4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly.
5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)
6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.
7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.
9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel blows the powder from the flintlock of your musket."
10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
11. Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. Have a plan.
13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.
14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
16. Don't drop your guard.
17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.
18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them.)
19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.
20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.
21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.
24. Do not attend a gun fight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with anything smaller than "4".
25. You can't miss fast enough to win.
"Some knives can slice through a tin can and still cut a tomato. Alton Brown's knives can slice through a Pontiac, and still cut a tin can."