Man, djenks, yours really IS bigger! Now I'm ashamed to bring my wußßy little sausage grinder out in public...

I betcha you could make some mean veal brats with that!!
Maybe make an uncooked tomato + basil + garlic sauce to go with your Mystery Wurst??
Here's one I like.
Geo
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4 tomatoes, dead ripe, roughly chopped
1 clove of garlic, finely minced or put through masher
1 scallion, finely chopped
1 Mexican tomato+chicken bouillion cube
5 salad olives
2 Tbs excellent olive oil
dash excellent balsamic vinegar
1/4 c. basil leaves
1 sprig oregano, leaves only
Put tomatoes in sieve, squeeze firmly, collect extract; drain for an hour or so, squeezing firmly several times.
Add bouillon cube to drained tomato extract and reduce until it will thickly coat a spoon (roughly a 4:1 reduction); during last minute or so, add garlic and scallion.
Meanwhile, put drained chopped tomatoes and the rest of the ingredients into blender; after reduced sauce has cooled, add to blender.
Blend to a thick puree with a few chunk-ish elements remaining. Pour over suitable pasta, add a bit of good parmesan if you wish.
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