My most serious complaint with the new condo is the fake exhaust vent, built into the over-the-oven microwave, instead of a real vent to the outdoors. You'd think that since they're running the pipes to vent two bathrooms and a dryer outside, they could run a stove vent as well. My smoke alarms go off
all the time. I kept a list for a while (scrambling eggs, grilling cheese sandwiches, boiling water!) but finally gave up. I keep my
EZ grabber near the alarm that goes off first (and sets off the others) and poke the reset button when it starts shrieking. But often now I can avoid it, having learned a few tricks by trial and error.
Here's what I do about steaks, which I inexplicably still insist on cooking.
1) Turn the fake fan on to high
2) Turn on the exhaust fan in the bathroom that's in the opposite direction from the alarm that goes off first.
3) Heat the pan slowly, adding a very small amount of fat only right before adding the meat
4) Use the "sear and oven" method to keep the time in the pan down to the minimum necessary.
Good luck. You do eventually stop jumping every time the shrieking starts, but it's still awful when it makes the grandkids cry.