The perfect is the enemy of the good - Good for its location
-or- "I know it's not the best, but it's right here!"
India House, El Burrito Mexicano, and China Kitchen
I love LTHForum for a lot of reasons. This is a site of people who care passionately about food and want to share that love with others. It's also the local food gossip mill, my first stop for food porn, and a repository of new adjectives to describe the same tastes and textures. But, one of its faults is that it has a tendency to pass over good options nearby in favor of transcendent options elsewhere. At first it amused me that the first answer to "What's the best Chinese food in the loop" is "Go to Chinatown", but now I kind of see it as an area for improvement. I realized this morning that three of my favorite places (counting quality AND location) are virtually unmentioned on the forum and wanted to try and change that. I want to emphasize that none of these are destination places; it's their convenience for young city dwellers that may make them of interest.
India House (59 West Grand Ave, Chicago IL)
We all know what India House is not. It's not the most authentic, nobody would mistake it for homemade, the flavors are not as sharp as somewhere on Devon with fresh spices every day. But when you wake up on a weekend morning slightly hung-over from the previous night (sorry, Mom!), it's a taste of heaven without the schlep up to the far north side. India House is a finely dressed restaurant. White tablecloths (though they're frequently covered with a discrete sheet of butcher paper), neatly polished silverware, and an attentive waitstaff with near telepathic abilities to tell when you're ready for the next course. The lunch buffet, which I highly recommend, is 15 or so different dishes (usually Amer-Indian standards) presented in copper warming trays with an Eastern flair. By the time you return to your table, there is a basket of warm naan and a frantically steaming plate of tandoori chicken waiting for you at the table. The dishes range in quality from so-so to pretty good, with nothing exceptional (particularly because of an overall lack of spicy heat in the dishes). A first plate of sample-tastes is recommended before really choosing your meal. There are a number of desserts available as well, but I can rarely manage more than a taste after the lunch options. The best part is that an entire lunch buffet is less expensive than a single dish at the Clark location of Hema's Kitchen. The experience as a whole reminds me of what an Indian Buffet in Las Vegas would look like.
El Burrito Mexicano (936 W Addison, Chicago IL)
I was taking improv classes near Wrigley Field and in and out of the neighborhood multiple times a week right around dinner time. A full meal was not important, in fact, I usually wanted just a-little-something. (a-little-something (n): A Jewish Grandmother's term meaning a small amount of non-sweet substantive food, not to be confused with a snack. For example, "Grandma, I already ate before I came over!" "Well, just have a-little-something.") El Burrito Mexicano is located just to the east of the 'L' stop. The place is not the most clean, there is usually one pesky fly flitting around when you eat there. But you can have a quick meal, just have them wrap up a $1.80 soft taco to go, or a much more complete meal. They have the standard burrito fillings: asada (my favorite, especially when it's slow), pastor (eh), chorizo, and I believe chicken. If you eat in, grab a table and enjoy the gratis chips and salsa. They make a remarkably good pico de gallo as well as salsa verde and roja (rojo? the red one). Again, in comparison to a mediocre competitor, you can get a real Mexican style burrito, refried beans, rice, chips, and salsa for less than a similarly sized gringo-wrap at Chipotle. That's right, this is one big burrito, but if you slip the counterman a dollar, he'll wrap up the other half for you. Avoid towards the end of a Cubs game (gets absolutely swamped starting almost as soon as the 7th inning stretch is over) or late on weekend nights (not only will you not like the company you keep, the quality of the food decreases
remarkably).
China Kitchen (3463 N Clark St, Chicago IL)
Chicagoist recently had a story where they were trying to find
one good Chinese place on the north side in a column called "Convince Us". There was no clear consensus and no winners. So, set your expectations for this place low and you won't be disappointed. This doesn't sound like a recommendation so far, but the rest of the stretch of Clark from Addison to Belmont is a gastro wasteland populated with Big 10 bars, inedible pizza and Subway. China Kitchen is constantly open, always near empty, cheap and reliable. It is a sitdown restaurant, probably 8-10 2-tops and a couple 4-tops, but it does a brisk take-out business. Almost every time that you enter, there will be a cop sitting at a table watching tv. I don't know why. They serve an orange chicken somewhere between traditional and American (ie a sweet sugary sauce but with rind) and a nice pan-fried noodle. I recommend the potstickers, filled with an unidentifiable meat but a savory delight of salt, grease, and just a hint of MSG. Avoid the lemon chicken, fried clumps of chicken drowning in a neon yellow sauce. It's perfect if you want to sit somewhere quiet for a bit between activities in Wrigleyville or if you're craving American Chinese. I do not know if there is a traditional Chinese menu hiding under the American one; next time I'm in, I'll have to ask.