Maybe the first few times I told it to my family, it was funny:
The mozzarella was so fresh it was not even ready.
I recently learned--perhaps I'm slow on this--that there's fresh mozzarella and then there's fresh mozzarella. Really, what there is, there's white balls that look like fresh mozzarella, that actually can taste pretty good, and then there's tiny knotted white things that's really fresh mozzarella. That is, hand made fresh mozzarella. Both the Caputo brothers, the store on Harlem in Elmwood Park and the store on 15th Street in Melrose Park have taken to making mozzarella by hand. The taste and texture are extraordinarily different. Of course when you are getting the mozzarella as they make it, as I got last week at the Elmwood Park Caputo's, it's that much better.
Really, something to check out.
Think Yiddish, Dress British - Advice of Evil Ronnie to me.