Christopher Gordon wrote:yeah...I was little miffed getting home with a fresh "test turkey" yesterday and finding the giblets, etc frozen inside the cavity; it suddenly made sense why our butcher spieled off this non sequitur about FDA regulations on holding fresh turkeys...
brined bird's in the smoker right now along with a marinaded/rubbed brisket
and running our test is already yielding info such as: a 14lb bird is way too unwieldy for our rotisserie trays; we had to dismember her twice to get her balanced...
apologize for quotin' myself
the brined fresh-ish turkey (Charcuterie's recipe w/ reversed salt/sugar ratios ...cuz the butcher recommended it and no pink salt...cuz he opined, "why you want your turkey to taste cured?" *and* using a whole bird instead of a breast...which basically makes the cookbook recipe more of a jumping off point, I suppose...)
...the brined and smoked turkey turned out poifect...a li'l jooshz here n there around Thanksgiving(longer brine/rest time/maybe gilding the lily with some unsalted herb butter up under the skin and we should turn out a bird dripping with moist-osity
unfortunately, the same cannot be said for my brisket, which tho' tender and juicy as all hell, I still managed to turn into a protein-based saltlick...
it smelled so good wafting over from the neighbor's smoker, darn it...
next time I'll just marinade it and screw the rub...or do an unsalted rub...
everyone's giving me compliments on it, but...
I dunno
"you always burn the first pancake"
Being gauche rocks, stun the bourgeoisie