I've been frying the bird for many years now. Friends and family are unanimous in their refusal to contemplate a different preparation, and I happily oblige. It's not because deep frying works so damn well and takes the timing problems of big-bird cookery out of the picture. I'm in it for the 6 gallons of hot peanut oil.
Each year, before the pavo gets dunked, I fry up a mess of seafood in the tradition of the fritto misto, the tempura, or the shore lunch, depending on the batter, breading, or crumb. The core foods remain: oysters, shrimp, and scallops. This year I picked up some King Crab legs and Yellow Perch (with Walleye, a fantastic regional fish that is easy to find and very fresh in places such as WI and MI, yet absent from faux-local Whole Foods -- despite an otherwise very fine seafood counter). In years past other things dropped into the oil have included hot dogs (sliced in the South American style that yields a tasty asterisk), corn dogs, French fries, and onion rings.
I'm looking for a new wildcard. Maybe pickles, but I'm no so enamored of that gimmick as some others. Please no Snickers, Twinkies, or similar suggestions. I'm not looking to sully the dignity of the event or the quality of the oil in which the turkey ultimately will fry.
Thanks.
PS, I think I might relish the fact that for many people, T-Day is the one time of year they devote serious effort to cooking (a giant exotic bird with numerous side dishes, for God's sake). Failure is almost guaranteed as America collectively reminds itself that, like any sensuous art, the alchemy of cooking does not lend itself to rank dilettantism. Is that so wrong?