Wine vs. water
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to
go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore,
it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.
Dave
Bourbon, The United States of America's OFFICIAL Spirit.