I’m afraid my trips to McDonald’s for iced tea have become a bit of a habit. I pull up to the drive-thru, order, “one medium
un-sweetened iced tea – PLEASE ‘put in’ three lemons and three sugars.” I often feel guilty ordering nothing else (why?) but McDonald’s food gives me tummy rumblies and a profound longing for a simple life.
After twenty some tries, at some ten different McDonald’s, they’ve yet to get the order right, without repeated and persistent cajoling of the poor sod at window number two. Considering that McDonald’s is trying to go head-to-head with Starbucks, I hope they are doing better with the coffee. Listed are the mistakes, in no order.
Getting sweet tea instead of un-sweetened. This can be further compounded when they add in the additional sugar. Should have been a clue!
Getting only one lemon. I’ve learned to not only ask the server if there are three but to visually verify before pulling away from the window. It’s really kind of silly for them to “put in” since they don’t squeeze them anyway, but that’s how I like it, I guess. I certaintly wouldn’t mind it they charged me extra for the requested amount.
Forgetting the sugar. My gosh, the order screen said, the receipt says, so I’m sure the screen at the beverage center says “put in 3 sugar.” Why is this so often skipped? McD’s even has a nifty machine, where you put the cup under it, press “1, 2, or 3” and it dispenses one, two, or three something amounts of sugar. No stirring machine though.
Not enough ice. McDonald’s hot-brews its iced tea which then sits at room temperature (I believe). Thus, it needs more ice than a standard beverage. Too often, I have no ice after ten minutes, and we haven’t even hit the hot weather yet. Some seem to realize this and serve my medium iced tea in a large cup (which is huge!) so that I get the extra ice. But then, the ratio of lemon and sugar to tea is all wrong, and I have to start all over.
One definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I’d say I’m almost there.
Yesterday, when I drove through, the attendant at the speaker was friendly and accent-free. Usually this portends a recorded greeting. I get mad when I am duped into answering it. I’m glad I didn’t sass ‘cause this time it was live.
“Would you like to try a free
Southern
Style
Chicken
Sandwich?”
I shuddered in horror, “NO!”
“Are you sure? You might like it. It IS
free.
The cheap-skate in me took over, “Sure.” I felt even guiltier for some reason now.
Well, they gave me the iced tea in large cup which was nice, I guess. They remembered the sugar, but there was now not enough. And they only gave me one lemon slice. Thankfully, I just happened to have a lemon and sugar packets in my pocket. Don’t ask, I’m just funny that way.
As to the
Southern
Style
Chicken
Sandwich , it was edible, which was abetted by the fact that it is thankfully small. I don’t usually order fried items, not out of any mamby-pamby health reasons, but because most people don’t know how to fry. This was no exception: greasy in a bad way with no crispy bits.
The coating had the predominant note of black pepper and MSG. Not a terribly bad thing, in my book. Definitely KFC like in flavor. The white meat chicken was tasteless but tender. I don’t generally like pickles on a sandwich – they belong
beside the sandwich – unless on a Cubano – and these were not good pickles. (I swear I remember that McDonalds used to use partially dehydrated onions and pickles. I’m sure it’s not true anymore, but they taste the same.)
The worst part was the bun. It was so sweet it overwhelmed the rest of the sandwich. Though the same circumference, I don’t believe the bun is the same as the standard McD’s hamburger bun. This may be better on their breakfast biscuit, but I don’t plan on further research into this topic.
My tummy is a-rumbling.
-ramon