Thought I'd report back on the mincemeat pie.
Part of the point of making this pie was to see if a stronger, meatier flavor would disguise the slight porkiness of a leaf lard crust better than summertime fillings like blueberry or cherry. So Thuesday I strolled over to Paulina to get some stew meat, I pulled a number and it said 02, I looked up at the board... they had just called 44. There were 58 people ahead of me. Since I wasn't cooking a big roast (we were invited over), it seemed crazy to wait two hours for a little fistful of low-grade meat, so I decided I'd get the meat the next day at Whole Foods when I bought assorted other ingredients.
Long story short: similar situation at Whole Foods. I would be making a vegetarian mincemeat pie with, ironically, a non-vegetarian crust.
As far as the filling went, my mom suggested that the way she makes mincemeat is to start with a little block of Nonesuch mincemeat base, about $2 at a normal grocery store, and then build it up with apple, orange, raisin, currants, extra spices, bourbon, etc. Even though much of it is scratch-made by the end, she thinks it comes out better starting with somebody else's professional mincemeat and all its flavors. When I got to the point of only needing that one item from Jewel, however, I decided to see what Whole Foods might offer rather than walking another four blocks for one thing. They had exactly one brand of mincemeat in a jar-- Rosebud Farms, Yorkshire, England, Almond-Orange Mincemeat for... a very modest $8.99 a jar.
I quickly weighed the opportunity cost of this purchase and decided Adam Smith would say it was too cold to walk, screw it. (I thought of all the money I was already saving by substituting $5/fifth Applejack for $25/tiny bottle Calvados in Silver Palate's Pate Maison.) So: I built up a rich, decidedly orangey mincemeat from this princely stuff, and... it was really, really good, and successfully masked the tacos al pastor hint in the pie crust. Mission accomplished, quite successfully.