Oh I concur about the pre-frozen-ness of the durian here. I was just looking for some that was available already thawed (new year's resolution: work on impatience).
However, update. Success! I stopped at Super H Mart on the way home from work. A whole pile, waiting just for me....in a nice state of semi-thawed so it was in good shape by the time I got it home.

I felt kind of bad though, when the lady who cashed me out accidentally pricked her finger on the thing. All I could think is that she secretly scorned me for causing her harm just so I could eat some funky fruit. I'm still waiting for the reciprocal paper cut or whatever that karma's inevitably going to send my way...
These pretzels are making me thirsty...