How funny, I googled my favorite neighborhood mystery joint and an LTH thread from 2008 popped up!
My husband and I have been here on many occasions. We'd been passing it for years, until one day we decided the mystery needed to be solved, and went in. It's still a mystery. It's a "cafe" that does not serve food, or drinks really aside from a few random ones in a small cooler, and an actually very good cappuccino. The furnishings and wallpaper murals appear to be from the 70s. The lady (always very good-looking, and ever-changing) behind the counter speaks little to no English, and looks frankly astonished that we want to order something. And we have never seen another customer in there, ever. In five years.
So there you go.
As a mattra-fact, Pie Face, you are beginning to look almost human. - Barbara Bennett