
"Ssssssometimes, you just get the munchies, which, as they say in Pueblo, are
los munchitos, like at [sharp inward breath] three o'clock in the morning after you've been [high-pitched whine] wwellllllllll [head shake back and forth] scooping the insides of your
pimientos poblanos del diablo into a DELICIOUS MO-lay with toasted pe-PI-tos and a splash of [fades out] -
- well, I was walking through the highlands of Jalisco with my
coyote and a family of thirteen dwarf Nayarit
pes-cadores and [raised eyebrows] just stumbled across this still, really more of an - you could call it an [explosive] OUTBUILDING of some sort and the owner (his name was [head shake]
Don Carlos Papagayo y Vejiga de los Treinte Virgenes) quenched our thirst with some
raicilla he'd been fermenting from single raindrops run over a lightning-charred agave plant, so I took some in MI FLASCO, which is rattlesnake leather from Tabasco - I killed that snake myself in a
molcajete [high pitched laugh, speeding up] and brought it back to put in [teleports] my MO-lay -
and [slowing down, quiet, ultra close-up] anyway this sense of hunger in the [laughing sideways]
medianoche, and well, Lanie and I just decided we needed some SANDWICHES, really, BO-cadillos for, you know, when the "steam is escaping the
temazcal" as my friend Melidia San-CHEZ would say in a [high pitched, fast] MELLOWER MOMENT, and, so, wwwwwweelllllllllllll I decided to open a little shop [cackling] and, well, you're all welcome - Bi-en-ven-i-dos - and maybe we can take a dip in my ce-NO-tay after the sandwich, no wetsuit needed [head rolling sideways like a bobblehead] so boo-aaaynnnn proVECHO, Chicago, and do join me on the corner after Frontera and Topolobampo are winding down; the new place will be open, I'd say,
de las uno hasta las siete y media, que guapo para los churros y bo-cadillos!
(disclaimer: this is not definitively known to have been stated by Rick Bayless as possible rationale for the new sandwich shop. All affectations and idiosyncrasies were approximated by a celebrity impersonator. No Baylesses or rattlesnakes were harmed in this hypothetical recreation).