I keep meaning to post in this thread and then don't quite get around to it.
I am no fan of ballpark food, but I go to US Cellular quite regularly and if I have to eat something...
Both the elotes and the fruit salad (with lime juice and a sprinkling of what looks and tastes like Cayenne) at the elote stand are decent. Next door to the stand in right field there is a Chicago Hot Dog stand that does a passable job of creating the classic Chicago salad dog. The hot dog and bun suffer from bad storage or prep at times, but the condiments are right and it is quite edible.
The two times I have had sky box food were disappointing - the food was prepared a long time before and had not fared well during its holding time. Even worse were the burgers and chicken breasts in the center field deck. Dry chicken and gray burgers floating in their chafing dish. The dogs were a bit better, if still lousy. Experiences like that remind me that free, awful food is no treat.
I found myself in line at the grilled Kosher Dog stand last week to get a soda and was inexplicably drawn to a dog with grilled onions, so I got one. Some fleeting and romantic memory of ballparks and hot dogs perhaps? Won't do that again - there was nothing terribly wrong with the dog and accompaniments, but it was not really good either (see Jim's Polish for reference).
As to grading ballparks on which offer good food and which do not, isn't that like deciding which is the tallest midget? They all offer food service product that is pretty mediocre and shockingly overpriced. Some of it can taste good, certainly, but none of it compares favorably to good versions of the same stuff elsewhere.
One last note - a food friend of mine and I have a standing arrangement where I take him to the game every year and he brings in Q. We have covered Barbara Ann's, Smoque, Honey 1, etc over the years. I share this for only one reason. At US Cellular and every ballpark as far as I know, one is permitted to bring in food, but not beverages. So you can stop at La Pasadita for example, pick up a Carne Asada Burrito, head to the cell and enjoy it with a good beer to the envy of your neighbors (for many years this was our standard Blackhawks routine). Or you could pick up some pot stickers, some fried tofu and a few other dishes and sit there enjoying the game and the weather while dining quite well and for a fraction of what the crap in the park would cost.
BTW, has anyone actually dined at the restaurant in right field? I am vaguely drawn to that, too, just to try it, but I imagine I would leave feeling a true idiot having paid top dollar for pretty much the same stuff you get in the skyboxes.
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