On the way home from a nice, long walk to the Logan Square Farmer's Market, my fiancée and I stopped for a cold one in the beautiful beer garden at Chief O'Neil's. Enjoying my perfectly poured tap Boddington's, I felt a big thump on my noggin. It was too soon for the alcohol to be having such an effect, so I looked around in a slightly dazed state to see what happened. Turns out we were sitting right under a huge pear tree with lots of beautiful, ripe or almost-ripe fruit. Don't know whether or not this is encouraged by the establishment, but I picked a few and threw them into my canvas shopping bag. I figure it's better than contacting a lawyer to seek damages for the head injury.
Chief O'Neil's
3471 N. Elston Ave
773-473-5263
...defended from strong temptations to social ambition by a still stronger taste for tripe and onions." Screwtape in
The Screwtape Letters by CS Lewis
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