Mike G wrote:With deeply diminished expectations
. . . having read this thread, and yet, being hungry and having found a nearby parking place in a snowstorm, I visited West Hartford's The Counter yesterday. The place had been packed with a line out the door every time I had passed by on previous occasions, so I hoped the local iteration of the chain would have something to offer.
I went basic: 1/3 lb. burger ordered medium-rare with red onion slices, dill pickle chips and cheddar cheese on a hamburger bun. I ordered the fried onion strings, which I took off the patty and ate separately with the side order of fries.
Unfortunately, neither the individual elements of the burger, nor the experience of the gestalt met my moderate expectations. Bun was slightly dense and stale, cheese was not sharp, fried onions were cold, and the burger itself was cooked to medium-well, making it hard to discern the quality of the meat, few juices being left to soak the bun. Fries were undercooked and over-salted.
I recently wrote about
red pepper relish, and I was surprised to see it offered at The Counter as a "sauce." What came was a stainless cup of what appeared to be ketchup, but which tasted strongly of celery salt, mustard seed, and had the overall texture of ketchup with a bit of sweet pickle relish stirred into it. I must admit that, silly as it seems, I was disappointed. Not a half-mile away, at Quaker Diner, they have Webber's Original, the real thing, locally made, and most likely, a better burger.
MikeG wrote:And it bugged me that mustard, though offered, did not turn out to be in her other hand or somewhere else which would allow instantaneous delivery, since it's guaranteed that you won't get it in what seems like a timely fashion when your burger is sitting there cooling
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The absence of mustard on the counter bugged me, too. I almost always add my own scant 1/2 tsp. of mustard because in not doing it myself, I run the risk that all I will taste is mustard.
My complaint about the overdone burger was handled graciously, and the counterman comped my $3.50 (!!!) sparkling water with lemon and gave me a coupon for a discount on my next meal there. It's unlikely I'll use that coupon, with
Harry's Bishops's Corner still on my list of places to visit.
However, in observing the families around me I did get a sense of why The Counter appears to resonate with people. It's not their burger-building concept, though that may get people in the door initially. From what I could tell, their appeal rests on two things: 1) the classic White-Castle-meets-California-chic decor, and 2) the place is not a tavern, (i. e. it is family-friendly), and adults can order a glass of beer or wine with their dinner. Is that enough? Not for me.
Man : I can't understand how a poet like you can eat that stuff.
T. S. Eliot: Ah, but you're not a poet.