I bought buns at Bennison's, and when the cashier tried to put my plastic bag of buns into another plastic bag, I said no thanks. So I'm as green as the next guy.
That's why I was pelased to find
these organic, grass fed beef hot dogs, which have none of the bad stuff of regular hot dogs. Unfortunately, as those of you who are more cynical about these things surely know already, it kinda sucked. It was dry, and had none of the needed nitrates that give a hot dog its cancer causing hot dog goodness. Maybe sucked is too strong. At best, it was just a really boring little wiener. I won't have them very often, but I'm going back to the ones that take a few days at a time off my life expectancy, and perhaps a few millennia off of the planet's.
...defended from strong temptations to social ambition by a still stronger taste for tripe and onions." Screwtape in
The Screwtape Letters by CS Lewis
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