myself and a group of 11 friends went to Alhambra on Saturday.
And we all agreed on this: long on the spectacle, woefully short on the food. It should be called Medieval Times: Baghdad.
I don't quite understand the rationale behind hiring someone like Eric Aubriot for a place that gigantic. There's no possible way he's back there paying attention to anything when there are 1000 people to feed. The dishes were completely rote versions of Persian standards -- lamb, chicken, kabobs. The only semi-different thing I saw was a fish en papiotte. The lamb I had was pretty gnarly in spots and other's chicken breasts were totally dessicated and featured grey, mushy peas & carrots, without the "signature" pomegranate and walnut sauce.
Prices ranged from $20-$28, I think. Appetizers were similarly overpriced -- $8 for a tea saucer full of hummus and we had to ask for pita bread separately. $8 also got you 4 pieces of falafel. The only one that seemed worth it was the fatoush salad. Note that the menus listed online are nothing like what was available Saturday night. Some serious scaling-back has gone on already -- no rack of lamb, no risotto, no leg of lamb.
And they, too, are having the service issues you'd expect w/ a place this huge. They first didn't seem to know we had a reservation (as if we'd have 12 people walk in off the street) and then tried to cram all of us onto two tables that could hold maybe 8 people. We insisted that we be moved and they complied after about 5 minutes of "consulting" with about 3 different floor managers. Our drinks took probably 20 minutes to arrive as well.
All in all, it's extremely mediocre food-wise. The "wow" factor is certainly there -- the stage, the mosaics, chandeliers, hookah pipes, fake palm trees, the army of dolled up hostesses. It's certainly not a place that anyone is probably going to go more than once or twice a year. And at $80/person, it's certainly not worth the $$. None of us could see it lasting more than 6-12 months.