Oooof, am I full. And it's been 4 hours.
Finally made it to Kuma's Corner. Tried to go a month or so ago, and there was an hour and 45 minute wait, at about 1:30 on a Saturday. So today, we got there at about 11:50, and were the second group seated

Thought about getting the slayer with a fried egg addition and extra anger, or the ridiculous sounding one with the chicago style hot dog on top (whatsit, the Goblin Cock?), but decided to keep it simple and had the kuma burger, medium rare, becuase you can't go wrong with a fried egg. Next time I'll ask for some mayo, to get the whole burger grease/ blood / egg yolk / mayo combination going which is really as good as any French sauce

, but there really wasn't a single anything about this burger that was lacking, objectionable, or honestly that could even be improved upon unless it would be adding mayo. The burger against which all other burgers shall be judged, and most likely found lacking. It was even the perfect size, any bigger would just be stupid and showing off, kind of gauche. Any smaller and it wouldn't be thick enough to sear and still leave medium rare.
The previous standard was from Kansas City, at the Westport Flea Market (bacon, cheddar, mayo), but this was a slightly better patty, a much better bun, better cheese, slightly better bacon, and actual produce instead of foodservice bagged product. And of course, the egg, which even looked like a very good egg, the yolk had a nice orangey hue to it and it was perfectly cooked.
My wife had the special, the Morbid Angel, which had parmesan cheese, mozarella, pesto, and possibly prosciutto? It was tasty, but honestly mine was better. Although the odd thing is, mine was medium rare, and bleeding on the plate, hers was medium and only slightly drippy, but hers was bright pink almost all the way through, and at a glance mine almost looked medium well except for the all the yummy bloody juice... Who knows? Had a Chambly Noire (my favorite beer, when I can find it on tap) and a Surly Bender (they were out of the coffee bender, but actually the regular was better, the coffee is a bit much). The wife had the Brown Shugga, by whoever makes that. Tasty as well.
All in all, a perfect weekend lunch.
And now I need to go to the gym and squat and deadlift or something. Or maybe run a half marathon.