Even within discussion from this at-times-jaded bunch, it’s not very often that a meal or a specific dish will bring one back from the doldrums to happiness in one fell swoop. But I just had that experience, with my first-time ham hash breakfast at Patty’s.
I had been p.o.’d for days, for varying reasons, real & imagined. So I thought I’d try to start today on the right foot, with the right food, to jumpstart me into at least a semblance of normalcy. I had been at Patty’s once, for lunch, had a quick homemade burger. Good not great, and I didn’t interact with Patty, just her sister.
So I walk in at 7:15, it’s just Patty & myself. ‘You want coffee?’, she barked. OK, here it comes, I’m thinking, the caustic repartee that I really didn’t need this morning. ‘Sure.’ I said, and in a sec there it was. ‘What’ll you have?’ ‘Uh…ham hash with eggs, put ’em---‘ She cut me short. ‘Don’t tell me about it now, just when I’m doing the eggs, I got a big to-go order.’ Geez Louise, I don’t NEED this either.
I went back to reading about Gov. Dead Meat in the Trib, and in short order there were three plates---buttered whole wheat toast, two over easy eggs, done perfectly, and then a steaming plate of Patty’s ham hash. It’s not a hash, really--more of a skillet-like concoction of chunks of that killer ham-off-the-bone, coarsely-chopped fried potatoes and sautéed onions, with virtually no sauce at all. Just phenomenal. And what was so wonderfully vexing about this, to me as a cook of some regard in my own mind, were the tasty little black bits from the grill mixed in that made it look like this was the seventieth order of the morning, when in fact it was the first.
And like my mood, Patty warmed up as well. ‘Sorry about me being rude, hon, I got my way of doing things in the same order all the time’. I said with output like that hash, she could scream like a banshee & I’d smile all day long.
I think that between Patty’s and Moon’s, you’ve got two of the best breakfast spots in Chicagoland, not to mention restorative to the human spirit.