***Bear with me, but my story shows my frustration.***
Aahhh, the sweet taste of refreshment. On a hot day, nothing hit's the spot like an ice cold pop. I'm sorry; you don't know what a "pop" is? Am I not speaking English? Do I have to say an ice cold Pepsi or Coke? Or wait; let me guess, I should have said SODA! Seriously, am I not speaking English?
Being a lifelong Chicagoan, I've always been accustomed to walking into my favorite hot dog stand, ordering a dog and a pop. Summer afternoons at Wrigley meant eating nachos and drinking pop. Long days of playing ball with friends meant going to 7/11 and getting a Big Gulp of pop. Sounds like English to me.Then one day, my family and I take a trip to Florida. Sun, beaches, and Disney World make this an ideal vacation destination. Last I checked, they're supposed to speak English in Florida. My brother and I decide to eat at a local restaurant, we order our meals, get a couple of Pepsi's, and enjoy a nice conversation. Half way through my meal I ask for another "pop".
"Another what?" our waitress asked. Pointing to my glass, I asked for another Pepsi. "I'll bring that soda for you in a minute." Isn't that what I asked for?
Next day we're at Disney World and I have a thirst for some grape pop. "I'm sorry, a grape what?" the confused yet smiling clerk asked me. "Do you mean a grape soda?" Isn't that what I asked for?
Am I not speaking English? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it called "soda pop"? If I can understand when someone asks me for a soda, why does no one outside of Chicagoland understand me when I ask for a pop? It's the same thing! Did the rest of the country learn from a different dictionary than we did? Is it honestly just listed as soda in the dictionary outside of Chicago?
A few years back my family from Ontario came to visit. I invited them over for lunch and some good conversation. When I asked if anyone wanted a pop, my cousin answered "I'll just have a soda, eh." Apparently they don't speak English in Canada either.