Each year my old high school buddy San Francisco Howie and I use a Fall weekend to eat our way through some city. This year’s target was Washington, D.C. With a lot of help from you LTHers and Tyler Cowen (personally) and his absolutely justifiably well-regarded dining guide
http://www.gmu.edu/jbc/Tyler/cowenethnic17th.htm
Howie and I had one seriously excellent trencher time. Herewith, our report.
Our first serious foray was Sichuan food in that bastion of Chinese culinary delights, Rockville MD. Located a 15-minute walk from the Twinbrooke metro station, Joe’s Noodle House provided us with some spectacularly good Sichuan food. [H. and I have both eaten at Lao Sze Chuan: we agree that Joe’s meets or beats it every step of the way, except ambience.] The house is a crowded room set in a strip mall. (Where else?) Maybe 25 tables, maybe 125 covers. You’re taken to a table that’s already set up, given a menu, and alerted to the order/pay station at the center rear of the restaurant. The menu is huge, of course, but outstanding in its offering of everything you’ve ever ever heard about in Sichuan food. Every bit of offal --including tripe of pig and tongue of duck-- is there for you to order: indications are, this place is for real. Moreover, we were the only white guys among the teeming horde, not an essential sign, but a good one. I speak enough putonghua to bring a smile to everyone’s face when I look at their plates and ask ‘what’s that? is it good?’. We order, sit back, and wait. First brought to our table is Salty and Crispy Squid: chunks of very sweet, very fresh squid, with a thin, exceedingly crispy veneer of salt; wonderful contrasts, the salf and sweet. Howie and I have eaten calamari and squid all around the world; we agree that this is the best we’ve *ever* had. We come back two days later and order it again. It’s just as good the second time.
Calamari w/Sour Cabbage is almost as good; the ‘sour cabbage’ is evidently a beautifully home-pickled Sichuan vegetable. Again, the flavor contrasts are magnificent, this time between the sweet squid and the mouth-watering sourness. Salty and crispy head-on shrimp is excellent, but we erred by ordering two dishes of the same style. House Fried
Combo noodles is well-prepared, but of course we were dumb to get a combo. I swear by the rule "never order a combo", but then frequently swear in vain.
That was enough for two guys first time around. Our stomachs weren’t in shape yet.
Two days later we return. [N.B. My knees have essentially failed: football, then 3 ‘scope jobs. It is agony for me to walk the half-mile from the Metro to Joe’s. I did it *twice*, with foreseen pleasure luring me on. This is GOOD Sichuanese, folks.] We order the Salty and Crispy Squid, again, and devour it with just as much glee. We get a starter of Spicy Sweet and Sour Cabbage, nice and vinegary, with some sweet pepper slices and sesame oil. It’s cold, and makes a great palate freshener between other stuff. The really fresh Sauteed You Cai is beautifully cut, just wilted, and piled attractively on the plate. It has that haunting echo of smokiness in the flavor that I can NEVER get at home. How DO they do that?? Fried dumplings were plump, nice porky filling (not enough cabbage for me), thick chewy skin (which I like, but it's not everyone’s favorite, I know...) Steamed whole fish isn’t terribly successful: fish is mushy, the sauce is waaay too gloppy (too much corn starch, I’d say), and the plate is completely overfilled, sauce over the edges when the fish gets probed. And what in the world are those gelatinous 1-inch vaguely greenish cubes? Vegetables? agar-agar? I honestly don’t know. Anybody?
We finished with Beef Noodle Soup Szechwan Style: a distinct triumph of the Niu Rou lineage. A faint reddish sheen of hot oil on the surface of a rich broth, distinct fronds of cilantro, chunks of very very good chuck, noodles that are either perfectly cooked dry versions, or perfectly made in house-- the toothiness is exquisite. Damn, how DO they do that? And, pervading everything is the thinnest nebula of anise aroma. Oh boy. This is basically as good as it gets. It really is.
I will never again go to Our Nation’s Capital w/o a visit to Joe’s.
That night, La Chaumiere on M in Georgetown. A decent neighborhood French place, old family favorite; since old family were there, we went. No report necessary, I should think. I’ll go again, bcz I like the place. But then, everyone’s got a fave French place, which doesn’t mean it’s the *best* French place. It’s just the fave.
Sunday morning, Florida Avenue Grill. I will not bore you with the details, those having been rehearsed in this forum ad infinitum ad naseum. Let me just say: it’s all correct, what you’ve said.
Biscuits like Mom made; properly *cooked* sausage gravy; and the country ham + red eye were just exactly on the mark. My own country fries are better. We were treated like welcome guests. Obviously what we have here is something that measures up to the Platonic Ideal of a diner. Nothing less.
Sunday Afternoon and Evening. Lebanese Taverna for mezze. It’s a big room, and it’s always crowded, the cocktail hour until 7:30 there’s usually a line out the door. Professional, efficient staff. We order:
KIBBEH: ground beef and crushed wheat shells stuffed with ground lamb, beef, pine nuts and almonds, fried, served with yogurt dip side. They’re ok, but the grind is awfully fine and there’s not a whole lot of flavor. The ‘tatziki’ is nice.
KAFTA HARRA : seasoned ground beef and lamb fingers cooked with whole tomatoes, garlic, hot peppers and pine nuts. I like this--the tomato and peppers make for a nice background for the meat, which is mildly but well seasoned. Worth ordering again.
KAFTA MESHWI: beef and lamb patties seasoned with onions, herbs and spices grilled, served over hommos and sumac spiced onions. A definite winner: the grilling is perfectly executed, the patties are very lamb-y, and the sumac comes through nicely on the onions.
Their pocket bread is fabuluous: about the size and shape of the sole of a man’s size 13 shoe, the two layers completely separated to make the pocket. Brought hot and fresh to the table, to be dipped in the saucer of table sauce: good olive oil, garlic, oregano, and--I’m positive--sumac.
I’ll go back to the Taverna, if only to get the kafta meshwi.
We finished off our eating at The Afghan Grill, up a flight of stairs on a side street. A nice, understated room, wood floors with area rugs, some ethnic decor items on the walls, cloth tablecloths and napkins. Very friendly young wait-staff. We ordered grilled lamb chops on brown rice, and lamb spinach, their version of saag, on white rice. Both were excellent. The lamb chops were like popsicles: long bone handles, succlent grilled treats at the end. Excellent quality lamb in both dishes. The white rice under the ‘saag’ was well-prepared basmati, just moist enough to be eaten on its own.
Now the brown rice, that’s a story on its own. This might be the best rice I’ve ever had: each grain was perfectly prepared, crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside. Flavor was rich and rice-y; there was a dusting of coriander and ginger on the rice, just the lightest aromatic hint. We fought each other to finish the rice.
So that’s the story of a weekend’s eating in Our Nation’s Capital. There wasn’t a clinker in the lot, and most of the dishes were worth ordering again.
Can’t wait to get some more squid at Joe’s.
Geo
Joe's Noodle House
1488-C Rockville Pike
Rockville, Maryland 20852-1414
Phone: (301) 881 - 5518
http://www.joesnoodlehouse.com/
Afghan Grill
(202) 234-5095
2309 Calvert St Nw
Washington, DC 20008
Lebanese Taverna
2641 Connecticut Ave. NW o
Washington, DC, 20008 o
(202) 265-8681
Florida Avenue Grill
1100 Florida Ave. NW,
Washington, DC 20009
202-265-1586
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