Media Digest for the week of April 1, 2009The owners of
La Pasadita have announced the acquisition of 20 local Chicago Taco Bell outlets, with plans to open 10 more over the next 2 years. "Chicagoans love Mexican food in all different forms, and we are happy to provide it." Owner Jose Jimenez feels it is a good fit because "nuestro negocio es todo acerca de proporcionar a las personas con una experiencia culinaria mexicana de calidad, y no todo el mundo le gusta una buena carne asada."
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Tony Bourdain and
Martha Stewart go public with what has been rumored for so long - food world is rocked. "We have been secretly in love for years, but our publicists insisted that going public would hurt our careers. But, you know, one of the things Martha and I share is a willingness to go out there on a limb, and be who we are without apology. If it bugs you, go f**k yourself," shared Bourdain.
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David Burke plans to open a Vegan outpost in Chicago in late 2009, called
David Burke's Prime/Minus.
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In a disappointing development,
Slow Food International has announced that they copyrighted the phrases/words, "Eating Local," and "Localvore" in 2001, and are planning to exercise their rights under the copyright. According to our sources, the rumor that they have retained the law firm used by the
RIAA is completely untrue, but a number of writers and bloggers have received cease and desist letters. Can't we all just work together?
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K-One Clinic of Harwood Heights is featuring a special promotion for
LTHForum.com members. Half off all services, including colonics and other services that I will not mention here, lest I offend some of our more sensitive readers. Contact the clinic for more details.
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Following his recent nomination by the
James Beard Foundation, we've learned that
Chicago Reader columnist
Mike Sula was offered the job of Food Editor with the
Chicago Tribune, which he promptly turned down. While we cannot say for sure, we are given to understand the Mike turned his nose up at a major city paper as offering a "dead end job in a dying business." Sula is rumored to be working on a number of projects, including a major multimedia collaboration with world-renowned author and barbecue expert,
Gary Wiviott. How does that guy find the time to do all this?
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David Hammond was sighted at every restaurant and food-related event in Chicago on a recent Spring weekend, and no one else noticed. So sorry, David. We are pulling for you.
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A two-minute video spot, depicting
LTHForum.com moderators eating Low and Slow BBQ as prepared by Professor
Gary Wiviott, mimicking the
Padma Lakshmi Hardee's commercial, is now playing continuously on
PETA's website. Said PETA spokesperson
Alicia Silverstone, "If watching those people lick BBQ sauce and rib juice off their ankles isn't enough to put anybody off meat, the movement has no hope at all."
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Surimi breakthrough: major Surimi (AKA artificial crab legs) provider
Amalgamated Seafood Products just announced a Vegan version of Surimi. This from their spokesperson - "We believe this bridges the final gap between those who want the benefits of an artificial seafood product that is pleasing both to the eye and the palate, without the bother of actually eating seafood or anything even remotely related to any animal." In reply to a question as to what exactly is in this version of Surimi, the spokesperson replied that it is a secret recipe, but they will provide certification from the
International Vegan Council shortly. "You just have to trust us on this. We believe our track record makes it clear we would never mislead the public as to what they are eating."
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In response to continued queries, the publicist for
Heston Blumenthal released this brief statement: "While we cannot provide information on the exact composition of any of the dishes produced in our kitchen, we can state without equivocation that no human parts, byproducts, or products are used in any of our dishes, nor were any humans harmed in the creation of these dishes, if you discount some of the crimes against the palate perpetrated while testing new dishes." Strangely enough, a number of other famous chefs, including
Homaro Cantu,
Grant Achatz,
Wylie Dufresne, and our beloved
Michael Carlson, issued identical statements a short while later. When contacted for comment,
Ferran Adria is reported to have replied with a sneer, though observers did notice large stocks of fava beans and chianti in his kitchen.
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In a related story,
ARA has announced the appointment of
Homaro Cantu as Executive Chef for their School Cafeteria Division. In a joint statement with ARA, chef Cantu expressed how this was the culmination of a life-long dream to change the way Americans eat, and what better way to do so than by "helping to form the palates of America's youth." He also promised that there would be some new and different menu items presented shortly. At the request of the
LTHForum.com moderators, we have emailed a question to Cantu about whether we should expect to see Road-Kill Raccoon on cafeteria menus. No reply has been received as of this update.
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Serial restaurateur
Jerry Kleiner is planning to open mini-restaurants within selected restaurants. The concept was explained to a reporter from the
Chicago Tribune. This is in keeping with Kleiner's objective to provide a fresh and full experience to every diner by giving them the opportunity to have multiple, different dining experiences at the selected restaurants. For example, a diner at
Marche might find a Tapas Bar along with a line of Flamenco dancers on the way to the rest room. The diner may choose to leave their table and dine in the Tapas Bar spontaneously, or take different courses in different restaurants within the main restaurant. In the interview, Kleiner admitted that there were some details still being worked out, but he felt this concept would make dining out much more of an event. His inspiration was a combination of a mall food court and
Disney World, as in both places he found the variety and choice offered exhilarating, and he wanted to offer something similar. The deal was sealed one evening in the men's room when it came to him how much dead time there was while away from the table, and decided this could address that gap.
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In another new concept, award-winning chef and restaurateur
Charlie Trotter has announced
Trotter en Place, his new take on the underground restaurant phenomenon. A very talented team of Trotter's kitchen staff, so described in the announcement, will be opening a restaurant with no phone, no signage, and no fanfare, in an undisclosed location. The press release does suggest it may be an industrial building of some sort, and will be in Chicago, at least some of the time. Trotter en Place will operate at varied and unpublished hours, providing a prix fixe meal that diners must purchase and pay for before being seated. No details will be provided to diners other than the price before the food is delivered. The only other information provided about this operation were that prices would be in the range of what one pays at Trotters, it would be BYO, and once the place started to fill up, they would close it down and move to a new location. We were unable to reach Trotter for comment, as all of the phone numbers we have for the restaurant and corporate HQ were constantly busy for the 8 hours we tried to call them. Strangely, when we attempted to contact the marketing firm listed on the release,
Madoff & Sons, the number had been disconnected.
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Updates from some Chicago media outlets, which do not 'go to press' on Wednesday mornings, will be added to this thread as they become available.
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By protecting others, you save yourself. If you only think of yourself, you'll only destroy yourself. --Kambei Shimada
Every human interaction is an opportunity for disappointment --RS
There's a horse loose in a hospital --JM
That don't impress me much --Shania Twain