Yeah, I know. Woe is me.

I'm generally a big fan of Malnati's but I have to say that I'm sorely disappointed by several recent experiences at their Highland Park carry-out location, which is only open for lunch on Fridays. The crew at my office frequently orders from this location on Fridays -- today being no exception -- but I'll be on the side-lines, eating leftovers I brought from home.
Over the past few weeks, we've experienced the following:
-- 90 minute wait time for delivery
We normally go pick it up ourselves but a few weeks ago, we were really busy, so we requested delivery. We called in our order at 11:30 and it was delivered -- ice cold -- at 1 pm. This was after we were told that it would be delivered within an hour. Even 90 minutes would have been ok if the food was hot but it wasn't. It wasn't even warm.
-- Nasty salad
Yeah, I know. Who orders salad from a pizza place? Well, we do -- and we usually order 3 or 4 of them -- with good results. They're nothing special but they're normally decent. At one recent experience, the diced tomatoes were like nothing I'd ever experienced before. Not only were they slimy but when I lifted a forkful of them, strands of slime extended down from the fork all the way back to the salad. It was mucous-like and I have no idea what it was. Against my better judgment, I briefly considered working around the tomatoes but the lettuce was so nasty and so brown, I joked with my co-workers that it looked like it had been pulled from the dumpster. Into the garbage with thee.
-- Difficult to order
For whatever irrational reason, thin-crust pies are available only in medium or large at lunch. It's annoying to have to order more than you want but whatever. Normally, I would just split a pizza with a co-worker but we couldn't make that happen, so I ordered my own medium. I wanted a pizza with italian beef and hot giardeniera. I was told they couldn't do it because they had no way to charge me for the beef, which is not listed as an 'official' pizza topping on their menu. I couldn't understand why they just couldn't charge me for it as if it were any other topping but they refused. So, using
Five Easy Pieces as my inspiration, I told them they could charge me for an entire IB sandwich -- hold the bread, add the beef to the pizza. I had to explain it a couple of times but eventually I was told they would do it. I suppose it was my own fault for going "off menu" but I didn't think I was asking for anything outlandish. Resulting pizza was ok. The beef was kind of tough and flavorless but again, that was my own fault for ordering something they were't set up to do.
I did call the restaurant about the late/cold delivery and the nasty salad but the manager with whom I spoke seemed unconcerned. So, at least for now, Malnati's is off my lunch rotation. I'm disappointed that my co-workers have no problem putting up with this lousy performance but apparently they're not fussy little bitches, like me. In fact, they're like moths to a flame. They acknowledge how bad it's been lately but are too lazy and apathetic to order from somewhere else. That's not a perspective to which I can relate. I'd rather eat nothing (or leftovers) than order from someplace that's known to do a lousy job. It's like rewarding them for sucking, which just cannot be a part of.
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