LMAO! A friend sent me this link this morning. This, unfortunately, is not why I'm fat but I wish it was!

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By protecting others, you save yourself. If you only think of yourself, you'll only destroy yourself. --Kambei Shimada
Every human interaction is an opportunity for disappointment --RS
There's a horse loose in a hospital --JM
That don't impress me much --Shania Twain