I had a need for a hamburger indulgence yesterday, so I thought I'd combine chores over near the Webster/Clybourn corridor and try out Five Guys. I'm not a burger afficianado although I do love a good burger (who doesn't really?) and I thought i'd see what all the fuss was about.
I ordered a cheeseburger with various toppings (nothing exciting folks -- I'm a purist when it comes to burgers -- ketchup, mustard, onion, tomato and pickle -- i think lettuce should go nowhere near a burger) and I will say that if I ever go back (depending really on the economic downturn since this meal was akin to a mortgage payment), I will get extra onion -- not enough to suit my tastes. Lots of pickles though -- and they were crisp and garlicky, which is key. Though I'm more of a medium rare to rare burger lover, i thought the meat was tasty -- although not unforgettable and certainly not worth what they charge for a burger. It was messy -- it felt like 3 patties -- 1 being broken up and stacked strangely -- that made it kinda difficult to eat in a neat manner -- I did require a lot of napkins. But it was tasty and I did eat it all. I would not call it juicy but it wasn't dry either. It also had a good moldable bun which gets just a bit soggy with juice or condiments but generally holds together. A solid b for bun.
Now the fries -- those fries are totally excellent. And they give you so many of them -- i couldn't believe that they filled up my cup and then proceeded to pour probably another cup of them over the filled cup in the bag. Wasteful in my case since I couldn't even begin to eat them all and they weren't exactly fries you'd take home (are there ever fries like that??). BUT...they did completely send me back to the County Fair fries of my youth -- and totally required malt vinegar on them.
Overall I enjoyed my experience -- it was a good burger and it met my needs for burger fulfillment for my week. However....the price was outrageous -- it was like $14 for a burger, large fries (rookie mistake!) and bottle of water. If that's not sticker shock, I'm not sure what is. Also -- while I walked in with very little line (the place was jammed with customers though), i did have to wait almost 20 minutes to get my food. That seemed extreme to me -- and the waiting area is really narrow and uncomfortable.
If there was one in my immediate vicinity, i'm sure I'd scrape together the cash every once in awhile to indulge in a good greasy hamburger experience. But having it way the heck out of my area -- i doubt I'll go there again unless I'm in that hood. And in the money.