So, Hosea won?! I was watching Law & Order. Since I don’t care for the current main cast (except for the luscious Alana de la Garza), that tells you what I thought of Top Chef this season. I’ve only seen bits and pieces of the show during the last half of the season. I haven’t seen the finale, but I’ve read the posts here.
Several things turned me off to Top Chef this season. On top of the list is the quality of the contestants. This season’s cast appeared to be the weakest, top to bottom, by far in TC history. Seriously, a culinary school student made the cast?! At least with Candice, it was the first season. For a novice to make the cast now suggests that the pickings are becoming really slim for contestants.
The aptitude of the contestants can certainly be called into question. It seemed that this cast was very weak on technique. I still can’t believe Ariane won an Elimination Challenge by just cooking plain lamb. Plus she needed help from everyone else to do it! Then she was eliminated because she didn’t know how to tie a roast! Because the technique was lacking in so many contestants, they did away with my favorite Quickfire - the mise-en-place relay race! I know, there was a variation in the first episode, but it wasn’t nearly the same. On a side note, can they get rid of Restaurant Wars? I’ve always felt it was overrated.
To make matters worse, there were no distinct personalities here, with the possible exception of Carla. Take away Fabio’s accent, and he’s just as vanilla as the rest of the cast. I couldn’t complain about any of the eliminations that happened this season, because there were no “injustices”. Everyone who was eliminated deserved to be so, though there were several times when SEVERAL contestants deserved the axe.
I got the impression that the producers knew they had a lousy cast on hand. That’s why they brought in those “All-Stars” for one episode, to inject some personality into the show. They didn’t bring back the big guns from seasons past; most of the “All-Stars” were eliminated fairly early. It’s probably because they didn’t want the “All-Stars” to crush the current cast. It was close enough as it is. The best thing about it was seeing Camille again (yum!). The producers had to cringe when their big dog (Stefan) got punked by Andrea. Andrea!!
During the Super Bowl on NBC, they had a TC mini-challenge during the pregame broadcast. I laughed when I saw it featured chefs from Season 4 (Antonia and Andrew vs. Richard and Spike). I don’t think they wanted to feature anyone from the current season because, well, for the most part, they suck.
Notice that the sous chefs in the last episode were runners-up from previous seasons. This marked the first time that previously eliminated contestants didn’t serve as assistants in the finale. I can’t blame them. The chef who would have drawn Leah would have been at a distinct disadvantage. BTW, how come Casey was brought in instead of Dale Levitski? It seemed clear that Dale was the runner-up in Season 3. Did Dale piss off the producers with his lame blogging in Season 4? Is it the babe factor?
Part of the fun of watching TC is pulling for certain chefs and railing against others. Who wasn’t rooting for Stephanie in last year’s finale (and not just because she’s a Chicago chef)? Who wasn’t rooting against the vile Lisa? They tried their hardest to portray Stefan as a “villain”, but while he certainly came off as arrogant, it didn’t really take. That’s because there was no one to root FOR. None of the other chefs demonstrated enough talent or likability to be seen as a counterpoint to Stefan.
The editing of the show was absolutely subpar in the beginning of the season. The first few episodes seemed fairly disjointed. The amount of commercials was very annoying. There was one instance where they had about a three minute commercial break, came back with a 20 second sound bite from Jamie, then took another three minute break. It was then that I officially stopped watching the first showing on Wednesday nights.
On to the judging. During the first half of the season, it looked like Tom Colicchio wanted to be anywhere except doing the show. Lots of short, monotone answers (“It’s okay.” “It’s good.” “I don‘t like it.”) with no critique or insight whatsoever. From what I’ve seen, he was more into it down the stretch.
I didn’t think the show would miss Ted Allen as much as it did. As for Toby Young, who cares?! When he debuted, you could tell he spent the previous evening writing zingers and waited for the right moment to unleash them. To Gail Simmons, congratulations on your wedding. However, if you come back next season, either lose 20 pounds or buy some clothes that fit. Fashion police! I can’t believe I’m getting tired of Padma, but I am. I think Colicchio is, too.
Top Chef raised the bar for cooking-based reality shows. (It amazes me that the Food Network continues with the horrible “Next Food Network Star” debacle.) However, the decline that began in Season 4 really exacerbated in Season 5. I’m sure it’s still profitable for Bravo, but this show’s best days are behind it. Are you looking forward to Season 6? I’m not.