“....you must first create the universe.” Carl SaganIt's Pi day, heralded all over town with various pie-related celebrations, several years worth of dedications on this forum alone...and our home was...pieless. I did, however, have one last batch of apples frozen from
The Great Hays apple-picking & LTH whistle-stop tour of 2008, and it seemed only appropriate that we make our own pie to celebrate the
history of mankind's understanding of the universe's great constant, the circle. It seemed only fair, then, that like the
Egyptians building the Great Pyramids of Khufu, we begin our pie-making with a plan, so, off to the internet I went. Since I already had a standard 9" pie pan conveniently in the form of a circle*, I was relatively certain I could come up with a graphical representation of this great mathematical tool. I tried an image search of pi, and to my delight, found that a retired
Astrophysicist from North Carolina** by the name of Mike Reed had discovered a crop circle near Banbury Castle in the UK was in fact a coded representation of the first ten digits of pi. So I had a plan - now to
make a pie. I used my
standard pie dough formula, except - following a direction I'd seen on a PBS TV show, I subbed part of the water for vodka, making a wet pie dough that didn't have the proper chemical composition to create gluten (the show explained that gluten is formed when flour's two protiens, gliadin and glutenin are
deformed in the presence of water, but alcohol doesn't create this reaction, therefore allowing you to add more liquid without risking a tough piecrust) The resulting easily-worked dough was rolled out into two circles in my pie form; one was pressed into the pie pan and the other went into the freezer, still in the vinyl pie form, to make it easy to handle.
Having a plan is one thing: implementing it is something else entirely. If our
pie-making ancestors could bake a pie with a living fully-armored knight inside, I was confident that I could muster the mathematical skills to put this graphic on my top piecrust. The first hurdle was to mark the piecrust into even tenths - not as easy as it first appeared. I can cut across the diameter like nobody's business, but once you get me past sixths, I begin to falter. Once again, I sought solace from
my mentor, the internet, who advised me that I could overlay the circle with a pentagram, cut a radius from each of the five points, and then divide each wedge in half. Next problem: how do I create a pentagram on my piecrust? For this, I turned to my husband, who proved once again that, while I could easily have married him for looks and valor, I was fortunate to have made brains the deciding factor: he suggested I lay out the pentagram with chopsticks (also useful knowledge if I ever decide to eschew science and dabble in the dark arts.) So, I began laying out my pi pie:
First, I used a cookie cutter to cut the circle out of the middle. Then, I set up the chopstick pentagram and drew a radius from each of its points.

Then, I divided each section into half, tracing out ten equal parts lightly with a knife point.

Then, I began to copy the code by outlining segments of my sections in a spiral, stepping out slightly for each number in pi: first three sections together, then, stepping out slightly along one radius, I outlined one, and poked a representation of the decimal point in it with one of the chopsticks.

Then I stepped out on its outer radius and outlined four more sections, and stepped out for the one, again for five, and finally, traced almost the entire crust for the nine. I used a marker top to cut out three circles for the ellipse to indicate the
nearly infinite nature of pi. The now pi-embellished crust went back into the freezer to firm up. I then filled my pie with thawed apple filling, added raspberries for color, and placed my
πcrust on the top.

It then went into a 350 degree oven for about an hour, and came out delectable, hot, and redolent with
prehistoric calculus. 
Like all things, inherent in its creation was its eventual and complete destruction...in a pool of melting vanilla ice cream.
* Through the magic of pi, we know that the circumference of my pie pan is just over 28 and a quarter inches. Its area is just over 63 and a half square inches.
**Edited to correct misinformation.
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Mhays on March 15th, 2009, 8:43 am, edited 1 time in total.